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It appears from the scan that you have....NO BRAIN!
"oh christ.. hold on a minute..." [falstaff] murderer! or at least an attempted one.
Let me consult my colleauges on the MC5 medical server to find out what can be done about that missing funny bone of yours, Mrs. Pickering.
We've found out what's wrong with you, Mr. Moynihan. I'll try to put in very simple terms for you: There's an inflammatory fistula in the anteriomedial segment of your submandibular parotid sinus, which is now compressing the seventh cranial nerve ganglion plexus, but which fortunately bypasses the thyroglossal duct by a millimeter. However, its proximity to the posterior parathyroid segmental cannulus will necessitate the initial removal of the fibrocystic uvulolaryngeal abcess that's draining into your pneumothorax causing the clonic paroxysmal spasms of your bronchiolar fundus.
"Well, the good news is you don't need to worry about the government raising the pension age."
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