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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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"Well, I've not seen one like that before."
Ah, simple. It's a textbook case. Hold on while I take a look in the textbook.
Congratulations, Mr. Murphy! A picture of the nethermost regions of your sigmoid colon will soon appear in the International Journal of Proctology. I have never seen one as intriguing as yours.
Should I attempt to revive the gerbil, Mr. Gere?
Excellent! There's some research I'm engaged in and you may be able to help. Have you ever heard of Dr Duncan MacDougall?
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