mc5 - World's Worsest

"Here, have a peach." Should you still be viewing, Corks, my apologies.

But I have a BMW I can do what I like

You do know the kettle will be on back at the station? (Dujon) Haven't seen Mr Corkington for a long time.

I own the doughnut store down the street, so here's a proposition. You get free doughnuts, and I get off without a fine. Do we have a deal?

butch

"Arrest me? You ain't got the BALLS to haul me downtown."

Raak

We, the people, pay your salary, so don't you start getting high-handed with me.

RedSnapper

I'm surprisred that they even make police uniforms in your size. Yours must be made of highly elastic stretch fabric to accomodate that huge beer belly.