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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Hm. Looks like you've had this place redesecrated. Er, redecorated.
If you don't mind, I'll just peek in from the door. I can't set foot in these places ever since I signed a pact in blood with a tall dark stranger. BTW, do you know you've got half a dozen demons perched on your head and shoulders right now?
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!" Whewwwww!!! I'm glad I didn't let that one go at the dinner table......erm......I mean Hallalujah brothers and sisters, the daemons have been purged! Amen!
"Have you ever been to a Harvester before?"
Time for a new topic? How about

Worst Thing To Say To A Policeman Who's Just Pulled You Over

Officer, I know I've done wrong! It's this mascara with this foundation, isn't it? What can I say? It was all I had in the house! If I could only have gone a little faster I could have made it to the Avon shop before you caught me!
(Said by a 68 year old driver to a 25 year old policeman) Good God, are they letting teenagers be policemen these days?
"My licence is in the plastic pouch at the front, officer, the twenty quid is in the zipped bit at the back."
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