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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Badges? We don't need your stinking badges!
Of course I've been taking off early most days at 4PM. I didn't realise until just now that when you hired me you said there was a compulsory "forty hours a week" policy that employees must abide by, I mistook it for a "four tea hours a week" mandate.
I know I came in late, but I'll leave early to make up for it.
Oh, when the application form asked for any previous criminal convictions, I thought it only meant in this country.
"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
Time for another topic, I think

World's Worst Thing To Say To Your Child's Teacher
He's very advanced, you know - he knows how to use Log Tables.
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