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World's Worsest
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Okay, okay, one more story. This one's by a sweet old man called Lovecraft.
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Worst things to say to your boss


B*gger off
You want me to do what? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's that in English?
Your daughters a bit of alright!
Now I know you're insane.
You know full well that you can't afford to sack me.
I bet if I flicked you with a wet towel you'd make a noise worth recording...
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