mc5 - World's Worsest

You must never use a kitchen knife for cutting up worms and caterpillars! We have blunt ended scissors for that.

Earthworms are fun to eat. They're just like spaghetti.

'Go to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, and find out.'

Kiddie Fiddler? Yes, that was Vanessa Mae as a child.

Let me read you an inspiring bedtime story about a famous inventor. No, not Edison or Watt. I'm talking about Joseph Guillotine.

"Hey, very stylish girl. I love the way the colour of your shoes matches your teeth" (Green)

Okay, okay, one more story. This one's by a sweet old man called Lovecraft.