mc5 - World's Worsest

Do you think your little sister will fit in the washing machine?

Hello I'm Plump

The tooth-fairy is a no-good racketeer- a very bad lady. She leaves you just 25p for your tooth and then goes and sells it for two whole pounds. And Santa Claus, ho ho, could I tell you a thing or two about that guy!

Projoy

We could surprise mummy by putting the television on ebay. Shall we try it?

Raak

Have you ever wondered what's inside the television? Here's a screwdriver and a pair of pliers.

Breadmaster

You know that moral statements have no objective truth, don't you?

Falstaff

Your parents are mistaken, cats and dogs do get along well together. It will be perfectly safe to drop Fluffy over the fence so she can make friends with the Wilson's Bull Terriers.

Raak

Have you ever wondered what's inside a dog? Here's a carving knife and a saw. Watch you don't cut yourself!

Projoy

You say daddy loves you, but ah, how can you know anything?

Projoy

And, for that matter, Ah, you say that 3+5 is 8, but what stops it being 18? Consider rejecting the arbitrary axioms of mathematics, and you will see that it could just as easily be 235 or 835 or even five million! Hang on, I'll draw you a diagram.

Raak

Have you ever realised that people don't really exist? Not even you! Everyone is a sack of little processes, and that sense of being "you" is just one of those processes that thinks it's in charge, like the figurehead on a ship. And some people don't even have that -- they're just zombies! Maybe your parents are just zombies!