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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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If you end up on the road, make sure you walk on those dotted white lines, because you'll be safe from the cars there
You need to do a school science project on Electricity? Let me help out with an experiment. Yes, that's correct. Put your left finger in that empty light-bulb socket and then turn on the switch with your right.
Your mama IS your real mama. Your papa, well, I just don't know... You look an awful lot like the postman, don't you think?
You do know you'll end up looking like your Mum/Dad? (delete as appropriate)
The best way to find out where babies come from is to ask your parents as loud as you can. And do it in as public a place as possible so everyone can see how smart you are.
Did I say illegitimate? I don't even know what it means! Ask your dad...
No, I don't mind if you smoke. Do you mind if I fart?
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