mc5 - World's Worsest

Which is the best out of Episode I and Episode VI?

There were a Human, a Romulan, a Ferengi, an Elassian, and a Klingon...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Juxtapose

Your wife, is she interested in... photography? Eh?

Juxtapose

also, [projoy] i would go if someone said that to me. maybe i'm just easy.

Projoy

[Jux] What if they read it haltingly off a bit of crumpled, teastained paper? :)

penelope

What do you like to do for fun?
Tell me about u!
Do u cam?<

Raak

qaDelmeH bov tuj pem vIlo'choHQo'.
SoH 'IH 'ej belmoH law', 'oH belmoH puS.
jar vagh tIpuq DIHo'bogh Sang SuS ro'.
'ej ratlhtaHmeH bov tuj leSpoH luvuS!

Oh, excuse me, let me wipe the spittle off your face.

Rosie

Apparently, in the long term, there's evidence of dynamical chaos in the Solar System, so let's party, eh?