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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Your wife, is she interested in... photography? Eh?
also, [projoy] i would go if someone said that to me. maybe i'm just easy.
[Jux] What if they read it haltingly off a bit of crumpled, teastained paper? :)

What do you like to do for fun?
Tell me about u!
Do u cam?<
qaDelmeH bov tuj pem vIlo'choHQo'.
SoH 'IH 'ej belmoH law', 'oH belmoH puS.
jar vagh tIpuq DIHo'bogh Sang SuS ro'.
'ej ratlhtaHmeH bov tuj leSpoH luvuS!

Oh, excuse me, let me wipe the spittle off your face.

Apparently, in the long term, there's evidence of dynamical chaos in the Solar System, so let's party, eh?
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