[Botherer] I had to look that up. As was observed in the blog where I foundm a definition, it's something vegetarians can't do. And it occurs to me that Jews wouldn't be able to either. Well, well, well.
[Simons Mith] Unless, of course, they were the wolfbagger, rather than the wolfbaggee... The fact that anyone would want to, though, disturbed me enough.
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Here's Sooty. What's that sooty? You think you'd like to be friends with this lady? Well, she certainly looks nice. Pardon, Sooty? You'd like to give her a kiss? Well, let's ask her if she minds. OK, then, you can kiss her. What's that? You'd like me to ask her out for a drink? Well, I'm not sure, I don't think much of her teeth. Hmm? Oh, you think she might get them fixed for me if we became friends. Well, what about the cellulite, Sooty? You think it's something to get hold of. Oh, you've made her blush now. I see. Well, I think you like her more than I do. Perhaps you should buy her a drink, Sooty. You don't have any money? All right, then, I guess I can. What would you like, sweetheart?
...and this one is a photo of me and my goat skinny dipping in the moonlight ... and this one is just the two of us at disneyland .... and this one....