The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night. Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
Our addiction counseler, Ms. Coholic has now arrived, dizzy in love with her beau Al; here's neurologist Cialtic with lovely wife Fay , here's cardiovascular technician Mr. O'Gram with his wife Angie and brain surgeon Dr. Bellum with his better half Sarah.
Oh, and who have we here - from our male fertility clinic, please welcome Dr. Tile-Dysfunction and her husband Eric and arriving, not prematurely, I might add, Dr. Ulation and her boyfriend E. Jack.
And here's a large mixed bag of dinner guests arriving together- the Pectoris twin sister nurses, Ann and Gina, infectious disease physician Dr. Tulism and his wife Bo, from our eating disorders clinic Dr. Tatory and her husband Gus, our oral surgeon Dr. Vitis and his lovely daughter Ginger and orthopaedic surgeon Dr. Merus with her husband Hugh.
And here is ENT physician, Dr. Ingitis and her husband Larry- they'll be singing a lovely duet for us later this evening; endocrinologist and hormonal disorder specialist Dr. Naecomastia and her well-endowed husband Guy and perky intravenous line specialist nurse Ms. Phylline accompanied by her husband Theo.
At last from Infectious Diseases, the Italian Head of Department Prof. Rologi and his lovely wife Vi together with Swiss specialist Dr. T.A.Giess and his partner Con.
Now arriving, our fungal diseases specialist, Dr. Osis and her husband Mike, our abdominal surgeon Dr. Toneum and her little boy Perry, the unsurpassed expert in medical tube insertions, Dr. Terise and his slender bride Cathy, our expert in hot flashes Dr. Piration and her husband Percy and our medical microbiologist Dr. Ylococcus and his wife Steph.
Please now welcome orthopaedic surgeon Dr. O'Scopic and her husband Arthur, gynaecologist Dr. Ectomy and his lovely wife Hesther, obstetrician Dr. Livery and his wife Dee, nurse Inedrip and her husband Sal, plastic surgeon Dr. Onstructive and her fiance Rick and finally, coroner Dr. Bund and her husband Maury.
Here now is paediatric infectious diseases specialist Dr. Ingcough and his celebrity lady guest Whoopi , gastroenterologists Dr. Ispepsia arriving with his wife Dee, and Dr. Imentary and her husband Al - and now here come emergency room doctor Dr.Sbleed and her hubby Noah.