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Coming In During Dinner
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The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night.
Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
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Introducing Mr & Mrs d'Bread and their wee son, Col.
Having traveled all the way from Bologna, are Mr. Sal Armi and his lovely fiancee Liv Awurst, her father, Count DeVille-Hamm and her sister Lady Bo Vrille.
The lovely delicate daughters of Mr Dham, Honey Rose and Tina.
Ah, and here making their entrance, drunk on their recent successes, are that most unique trio Bev Arage, Holly Icks and Bourne Vita.
Followed close on their heels by Mr. Chuck O'Lett, Mr. Kofi DeKaffe, and all the way from Shanghai, Mr Chu Ing Gum.
And may I now announce the grand entrance of Miss Dee O. Durant accompanied by her beau, Shea van Kreem , his sister Liz Tarin, her brother Ray Zabled and his (ahem!) partner Max E. Padd.
It's closing time at the '8 'til Late' Convenience Store Ball. Let's go instead to the

LANDSCAPE GARDENERS BALL. Who are the Late Arrivals?

I have advance apologies from the apostrophe. He'll be arriving s'oon.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Acious-Border, and their son, Herb.
And please welcome too Madame Rose Bush accompanied by Mr. Perry Winkle , followed close on their heels by Mr. Pete Morse and his delightful fiancee Holly Hocks.
And now, Mr and Mrs Pability-Brown and their daughter Kay.
Coming in a straight line, it's Lorne Mower and his green cousin, Ed gingshears
Our next guests are Master and Miss Teria and their famous grandfather W.S.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ningclippers and their daughter Pru.
And let's say hello to Mr and Mrs Bennettlookatthestateofthatwildernessdownthefarend and their scythe-wielding son Gordon. Taking the easy option . . . .
Here, making quite an entrance are Lee Pars, his single sister Rosemary and his two married siblings Marge Oram and Daphne- "Daph" O'Dell.
Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Dendron and their daughter Rhoda.
Ah, and here come Mr. and Mrs. Werpotts and their charming daughter Flo.
And not having an invitation, but presenting himself anyway, as he usually does, is Mr. Dan DeLion followed by his nemesis Mr. Herb Icide.
And here's another member of the O'Dendron family, the dashing Phil and his good friend Mr. Chris Anthemum.
I can hardly bring myself to introduce Mr and Mrs Killer and Mr and Mrs King, with their sons Ant and Dec.
I am plowed to present Ms Rose of Sharon, and her fiance Privet Hedge.
A warm welcome please for Jack Aranda with his fiancee Virginia Creeper.
Will Barrow comes staggering in under the load of Fern Tiliser. By gum, she's got on a bit too much perfume tonight.
And here are Lorne Sprinkler and the lovely Lily O'Thevalley, followed by June Iper and her pop Lars.
Pray all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs de Lion and their son Dan
And let's now hear it for Mary Gold, Jerry Anium, Mr. Astor and Miss May Denhairfern.
Give it up now for Miss Mag Nolia and Mr. Sal Via.
And where would we be without them - here come Mrs. Polly Nator, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Bumble and their honey of a daughter, Bea.
Here's Mr and Mrs Ebo with their son Gaz.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Feature and their recirculatory son Walter.
Here come the Sings and their son Terry. Unfortunately their daughter Latti can't attend as she's feeling a bit wobbly.
Ah, here arriving with aplomb, are the two Berthas- Mrs. Bertha Kupp and Miss Bertha Fleis with her Serbian husband Dr. Dragan Fleis and his associates Dr. Garth Enner and Dr. Bo Kaye
Please welcome Rabbi Ender and his son Lev, accompanied by Mr. Golden and his son Rod.
Please welcome also, resplendently dressed in his regimental uniform, Col. Wottering-Kahn
and all welcome the (in-)famous Mrs Trellis
Hey, it's Gary Ebo. Hi Gaz!
And just dusting off their wellies are Mr & Mrs Innes and their son John #3
And now, shaking off the water from their brollies before they make their grand entrance are Mrs. Opsis and her little boy Corey.
Arriving now from Scandinavia, please welcome Mr. Lief E. Arbour and from Rockford, Mr. Cobb L. Stonepath
Will you please welcome, not on this occasion from the Jovian system, Mrs and Mrs Io and their daughter Pat.
Aah, they did make it after all, welcome please Mr & Mrs St. Heep and their son Compo
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Bird and their daughter Bathsheba- Bath to her friends- and Mrs. Dial and her son.
Mr and Mrs Io and their daughter, Pat.
Prithee abase y'rselves before Mr and Mrs Cblossom and their daughter Leila. (Botherer) Cast your gaze upwards not two inches. :-)
And the Blossom's other daughter Cherie now makes her grand entrance together with her friends, the prim Rose, Mr.Green- Ari, Mr. Eric Ation, and her little doggy pet Eunia
[Rosie] Mr and Mrs Ioset and their son, Pat. oops...
[Botherer, Rosie] Well, in that case, I think we must welcome, from Ireland, Mr and Mrs O'Furniture and their son Patrick.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Aceousborder and their son Herb.
I dont think we've seen them before, so lets welcome Mr & Mrs O'Dawes and their son Paddy
[How about Late Arrivals to the Hospital Staff Dinner? The landscape gardener invitees seem to have all arrived at theirs.]
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual dinner of Mornington General Hospital Staff. May I present Dr. Otto L'Aryngeal, Dr. and Mrs Agnosis and their lovely daughter Di, followed very close on their heels by our chief of gastroenterology Dr. Hart-Burns and nurse Miss Ivy Lyon.
Next, the consultant Mr O'Rhea, his lovely wife Di, their guest Mr Sovflu and his naughty wife, the very bad Kay. Oh! And look! That's Guy Nacologist trying to get in with his Czech friend Dr Tologist (I believe his first name is Procz). They're sneaking in the rear entrance.
And here's our resident rheumatologist Dr. Art Rhitis, our hepatologist Dr.Billy Rubin and our microbiological pathologist Ms.Paris Itic, accompanied by Mrs. Biotic, her Auntie.
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Ah, and visiting from Seoul as guest physician is the bowel specialist, Dr. En Yee Ma together with our own intestinal genius, Dr. Cole N. O'Scope; here comes our ophthalmological team of Dr. Iris D'Ilation and Dr. Rhett, his wife Tina, and of course our beloved ER nurse Emma Gency.
Mr & Mrs Essay and their unpleasant daughter Emma, and their ineffectual friend Penny Sillin
Arriving now are our haematologist, Dr. Ann Emia our cardiology team of Dr. Cora Nary and Dr. Ed Ema and our plastic surgeons Dr. Tom E. Tuck and Dr. Mai Noo Chin.
And now it is indeed my pleasure to announce the arrival of a rather large group: our neurologists Dr. Al Zheimer and Dr. Lev O'Dopa, our virologists Herb S. Zoster and Ruby Ola, hepatologist Dr. John Diss, a visting urologist from the Osaka Medial Centre in Japan, Dr. Yurinari, and our tropical medicine expert, Dr. Lepp accompanied by his charming wife Rosy.
And here's our addiction counseler Nick O'Tine, our pulmonologist Dr. Emma Physema, followed by one of our endocrinologists Dr. Abetes and his wife Di.
Please welcome Dr. C. Phyllis Tester - our VD specialist, our special Hypertension Clinic nurse Di Astole. And yes, she normally puts everyone to sleep, but tonight she's the life of the party - Dr. Anne Esthesia, accompanied by her beau Dr. Al Lergies.
And here's our nephrologist, Dr. Kidd (nee Stone) and her Russian associate from Vladivostok, Dr. Yuri Narytractblok.
Ah, I see that our oncolgists have now arrived. Please welcome Dr. Luke Emia (who due to devotion to duty has come in later and separately from his aforementioned wife Ann), Dr. Liam Phoma and Dr. Carson Omar.
And now yet another of our ENT specialists Dr. Tom Sills makes his appearance, together with his close associate Dr. Aidan Oyds .
This has turned into a shouting match for the verbally incontinent. Why does nobody observe the usual format?
Ah, now joining Dr. and Mrs. Lepp is their charming yet quite orthodox daughter Rosie, arriving together with Dr. Salmon and his lovely wife Ella, and Dr. and Mrs. Sentry and their young daughter Dee.
Here comes our consulting nephrologist Dr. Alysis and his wife Di, having a shouting match with neurologist Dr. Drenaline and his better-half Nora.
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