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Coming In During Dinner
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The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night.
Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
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And let's now hear it for Mary Gold, Jerry Anium, Mr. Astor and Miss May Denhairfern.
Give it up now for Miss Mag Nolia and Mr. Sal Via.
And where would we be without them - here come Mrs. Polly Nator, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Bumble and their honey of a daughter, Bea.
Here's Mr and Mrs Ebo with their son Gaz.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Feature and their recirculatory son Walter.
Here come the Sings and their son Terry. Unfortunately their daughter Latti can't attend as she's feeling a bit wobbly.
Ah, here arriving with aplomb, are the two Berthas- Mrs. Bertha Kupp and Miss Bertha Fleis with her Serbian husband Dr. Dragan Fleis and his associates Dr. Garth Enner and Dr. Bo Kaye
Please welcome Rabbi Ender and his son Lev, accompanied by Mr. Golden and his son Rod.
Please welcome also, resplendently dressed in his regimental uniform, Col. Wottering-Kahn
and all welcome the (in-)famous Mrs Trellis
Hey, it's Gary Ebo. Hi Gaz!
And just dusting off their wellies are Mr & Mrs Innes and their son John #3
And now, shaking off the water from their brollies before they make their grand entrance are Mrs. Opsis and her little boy Corey.
Arriving now from Scandinavia, please welcome Mr. Lief E. Arbour and from Rockford, Mr. Cobb L. Stonepath
Will you please welcome, not on this occasion from the Jovian system, Mrs and Mrs Io and their daughter Pat.
Aah, they did make it after all, welcome please Mr & Mrs St. Heep and their son Compo
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Bird and their daughter Bathsheba- Bath to her friends- and Mrs. Dial and her son.
Mr and Mrs Io and their daughter, Pat.
Prithee abase y'rselves before Mr and Mrs Cblossom and their daughter Leila. (Botherer) Cast your gaze upwards not two inches. :-)
And the Blossom's other daughter Cherie now makes her grand entrance together with her friends, the prim Rose, Mr.Green- Ari, Mr. Eric Ation, and her little doggy pet Eunia
[Rosie] Mr and Mrs Ioset and their son, Pat. oops...
[Botherer, Rosie] Well, in that case, I think we must welcome, from Ireland, Mr and Mrs O'Furniture and their son Patrick.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Aceousborder and their son Herb.
I dont think we've seen them before, so lets welcome Mr & Mrs O'Dawes and their son Paddy
[How about Late Arrivals to the Hospital Staff Dinner? The landscape gardener invitees seem to have all arrived at theirs.]
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual dinner of Mornington General Hospital Staff. May I present Dr. Otto L'Aryngeal, Dr. and Mrs Agnosis and their lovely daughter Di, followed very close on their heels by our chief of gastroenterology Dr. Hart-Burns and nurse Miss Ivy Lyon.
Next, the consultant Mr O'Rhea, his lovely wife Di, their guest Mr Sovflu and his naughty wife, the very bad Kay. Oh! And look! That's Guy Nacologist trying to get in with his Czech friend Dr Tologist (I believe his first name is Procz). They're sneaking in the rear entrance.
And here's our resident rheumatologist Dr. Art Rhitis, our hepatologist Dr.Billy Rubin and our microbiological pathologist Ms.Paris Itic, accompanied by Mrs. Biotic, her Auntie.
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Ah, and visiting from Seoul as guest physician is the bowel specialist, Dr. En Yee Ma together with our own intestinal genius, Dr. Cole N. O'Scope; here comes our ophthalmological team of Dr. Iris D'Ilation and Dr. Rhett, his wife Tina, and of course our beloved ER nurse Emma Gency.
Mr & Mrs Essay and their unpleasant daughter Emma, and their ineffectual friend Penny Sillin
Arriving now are our haematologist, Dr. Ann Emia our cardiology team of Dr. Cora Nary and Dr. Ed Ema and our plastic surgeons Dr. Tom E. Tuck and Dr. Mai Noo Chin.
And now it is indeed my pleasure to announce the arrival of a rather large group: our neurologists Dr. Al Zheimer and Dr. Lev O'Dopa, our virologists Herb S. Zoster and Ruby Ola, hepatologist Dr. John Diss, a visting urologist from the Osaka Medial Centre in Japan, Dr. Yurinari, and our tropical medicine expert, Dr. Lepp accompanied by his charming wife Rosy.
And here's our addiction counseler Nick O'Tine, our pulmonologist Dr. Emma Physema, followed by one of our endocrinologists Dr. Abetes and his wife Di.
Please welcome Dr. C. Phyllis Tester - our VD specialist, our special Hypertension Clinic nurse Di Astole. And yes, she normally puts everyone to sleep, but tonight she's the life of the party - Dr. Anne Esthesia, accompanied by her beau Dr. Al Lergies.
And here's our nephrologist, Dr. Kidd (nee Stone) and her Russian associate from Vladivostok, Dr. Yuri Narytractblok.
Ah, I see that our oncolgists have now arrived. Please welcome Dr. Luke Emia (who due to devotion to duty has come in later and separately from his aforementioned wife Ann), Dr. Liam Phoma and Dr. Carson Omar.
And now yet another of our ENT specialists Dr. Tom Sills makes his appearance, together with his close associate Dr. Aidan Oyds .
This has turned into a shouting match for the verbally incontinent. Why does nobody observe the usual format?
Ah, now joining Dr. and Mrs. Lepp is their charming yet quite orthodox daughter Rosie, arriving together with Dr. Salmon and his lovely wife Ella, and Dr. and Mrs. Sentry and their young daughter Dee.
Here comes our consulting nephrologist Dr. Alysis and his wife Di, having a shouting match with neurologist Dr. Drenaline and his better-half Nora.
Arriving, picture-perfect as usual, from our radiology section are Dr. Dio-Graph and her son Ray and Dr. Rye and his wonderful wife Emma.
Now arrving, from the hospital's blood bank, nurse Ms. Phlebo and her little boy Tommy and from our seniors' clinic Dr. Atric and her husband of many years, Jerry.
[Rosie] Because redsnapper and irach are on a roll? I don't have the heart to stop them. Jump in there yourself :o)
Our Inherited Diseases department is represented now by the arrival of Dr. Etics and her husband Gene and Dr. O'Type and her spouse Cary. From our Hearing Loss clinic, here is Ms. O'Logist and her son Audie and from our Clinical Laboratory, Dr. Hology accompanied by his dear wife Pat.
Please welcome Mr Istirrednurse and his son who is in a state Reg and his Mate Ron
Our other gastroenterologist is here- please welcome Dr. Ostomy and her husband Cole, and here from our Physical Therapy and Rehabilaiitation division is Mrs. Walker, followed by Mrs. Ficiallimb and her husband Artie.
A hearty welcome now to our brain surgeon Dr. Neurysm and his lovely wife Ann and our scalp disorders specialist Dr. Druff and her husband Dan.
and please welcome Dr. Diarmuid Itis and his girlfriend Em Olient... She's all over him; they should get a room.
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