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101 Uses For A Black And Decker Workmate
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As played in the Furcation Game (plug). Could the panel please suggest uses for a Black and Decker Workmate?
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80. And then for standing on at the subsequent award ceremony.
81. To replace the falling anvil in old Tex Avery cartoons.
82 Novelty Key Fob.
83. Bedside table
84. Hamster activity centre.
85. Use 2 to replace a Corby Trouser press (one for each crease)
86. Tie a note to it and throw it through a window if a brick's not handy
87. Nutcrackers
88. Inverted, and with the addition of a strong rubber band, a handy catapult for flinging stones from the back door at neighbours' cats in the process of defecating on your newly-prepared flowerbeds.
89.Clothes horse for working clothes.
90. Blockade for stopping an angry mob smashing in your workshop door. Useful if you're Dr. Frankenstein, for instance.
91. Clothes horse for working horse.
92. Blunt instrument.
93. Exhibit A.
94. Attached to a rope it could make a novelty swingometer for Peter Snow.
94 b [Attached to a rope] it could be shoved from the bed of a moving truck
to pull [i.e. yank i.e. extricate] my wisdom tooth.
94 c [Attached to a rope] it would make a splendid wrecking ball.
94 c [Attached to a rope] a swinging pendant for hypnotizing a Cyclops.
94 e [Attached to a rope] Goliaths' slingshot for [Round 2] against David.
94 f [Attached to a rope] Prison Soap!
94 g [Attached to a rope] As a counterweight for use in hanging myself by the neck from a pulley in the closing act of Shakespeares 'King Henry IV' Unfortunately our good William took that page of the script into the privy with him and the entire scene was marked over, thus depriving the play of a meritorious conclusion.
I reckon all of Falstaff's contributions can be counted individually, therefore
101 British interpretation of a Japanese-style wooden pillow.
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