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101 Uses For A Black And Decker Workmate
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As played in the Furcation Game (plug). Could the panel please suggest uses for a Black and Decker Workmate?
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50 Diversionary tactic. Following on from ph21rw's sublime offerering
51 A fully adjustable xylophone stand. Also takes marimbas.
52. Adjustable modern art plinth.
53. Use it as a handy aid in your carpentry hobby.
st d] Crazy, man.
54. A dual purpose operating table for small operations on small people.
To pinch one from my good friend Marmaduke: 55. a terrible opponent in a football match.
56. I plan to rip it from its moorings, hoist it high over my head and smash it thru a large plate glass window in a daring and spectacular escape from MC5.
[Falstaff] That reminds me.
57. The collapsing prop for an impromptu comedy routine; for the finale i will drop it on my foot.
58. Holding open an angry lion's mouth to avoid being mauled.
59. A cow branding iron for poorly sighted farmers.
60 A limb replacement
61A Black & Decker Workmate tidy. Takes about 4.
62 A cheap alternative to visiting the dentist.
63. A seat for a high court judge.
64. Squeeze out those last drops of toothpaste! An economy-saving model!
65. My submission for the Turner Prize.
66. Combined with a clockwork monkey and a CD player playing fairground music, you too can pretend to be an organ grinder.    This came to me while winding the handle on my own B&DWM.
67. Adjustable wooden leg.
68. A prop for the next Doctor Who adventure: Revenge of the Trees. All the wood in the world turns on mankind in revenge for the brutal murder of trees to make furniture!
69. An adjustable birthing-stool.
[Kim] See No. 40.

69Contemporary stocks for naughty children.
70. Striking one's forehead in realisation. Just spotted I put "web-vased" in move 2... wondered what move 3 was about for a long time...
71. Subject for a list of uses of it
72. Use it to cut off your bold tag a little earlier...
73. My tombstone.
[Falstaff really!] "i shall own up."
74. A stocking stuffer!
76.line twenty up and jump them on a motorcycle.
77. Scatter a number around the garden (mix the sizes: there are 'home', 'industrial' and 'Stevie' models available) to create a wonderful arty display for your next candlelight supper.
78 As a suicide parachute.
79. Parallel bars for a new event at Crufts.
80. And then for standing on at the subsequent award ceremony.
81. To replace the falling anvil in old Tex Avery cartoons.
82 Novelty Key Fob.
83. Bedside table
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