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101 Uses For A Black And Decker Workmate
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As played in the Furcation Game (plug). Could the panel please suggest uses for a Black and Decker Workmate?
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48. Making a large Waldorf salad? Why crack those walnuts one at a time? Use the Workmate and do them all at once!
Legal tender.
50 Diversionary tactic. Following on from ph21rw's sublime offerering
51 A fully adjustable xylophone stand. Also takes marimbas.
52. Adjustable modern art plinth.
53. Use it as a handy aid in your carpentry hobby.
st d] Crazy, man.
54. A dual purpose operating table for small operations on small people.
To pinch one from my good friend Marmaduke: 55. a terrible opponent in a football match.
56. I plan to rip it from its moorings, hoist it high over my head and smash it thru a large plate glass window in a daring and spectacular escape from MC5.
[Falstaff] That reminds me.
57. The collapsing prop for an impromptu comedy routine; for the finale i will drop it on my foot.
58. Holding open an angry lion's mouth to avoid being mauled.
59. A cow branding iron for poorly sighted farmers.
60 A limb replacement
61A Black & Decker Workmate tidy. Takes about 4.
62 A cheap alternative to visiting the dentist.
63. A seat for a high court judge.
64. Squeeze out those last drops of toothpaste! An economy-saving model!
65. My submission for the Turner Prize.
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