37. Obtain several, turn some of them upside down and enter them in the Turner Prize.

38. Just cooked a pasta meal and embarrassed by the length of your spaghetti? Simply attach the spaghetti to your workmate and turn the handle to increase to the desired length!

39. An inyeresting sidetable for displaying any Oscars you might happen to win. Wow, Tuj goes topical!

40. A fully washable table for use as an aid to natural childbirth.

41. A paperweight.

42. Need to saw a piece of wood? First, ask a friend to hold the wood with one hand. Then clamp his other hand in the workmate so that he can't run away.

43. Keeping one's mouth shut to stop guffawing like an idiot at the previous suggestion.

44. Submerge in a very large vase of water to provide an adjustible support for flower arrangements.

45 A great jar opener and should grace every kitchen in the land.

46 A gum shield for hippopotamuses.

47 A device to remove excess skin from your shins, best done in a darkened shed whilst looking for the white spirit.

48. Making a large Waldorf salad? Why crack those walnuts one at a time? Use the Workmate and do them all at once!

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