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101 Uses For A Black And Decker Workmate
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As played in the Furcation Game (plug). Could the panel please suggest uses for a Black and Decker Workmate?
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12. An instrument of interrogation. Should anyone refuse to tell you how best to use it to torture people, threaten them with it until they do. If you don't know how to use it to threaten them, it doesn't matter. They do.
13. A lucky charm. It can be for good luck or bad, it's your choice. It's your workmate, after all!
14. A handy place to store 10,000 Celerity CDs.
16. Yes, 16, count them The best way to burst many balloons at once, as done by the BBC sound efefcts department.
17 - A great seat for one or more when watching cricket at the local village green.
18 - It would make a handy interrogating instrument for the wife to grill me on where exactly I've been until 3:00 am.
19. Instrument for pinching out a long line of candles. Dujon] Excellent suggestion, and you ignored my "efefcts" too! Much kudos.
20. A spelling dictionary for the words "Black," "Decker," and "Workmate."
21 A handy vice grip to ensnare Tuj by a suitable protruding bodypart (TBC) until he understands that it was his unusual choice of following my conventional '2' counting mechanism with '2b' at the top of this game that threw several players out of synch with true order, and that being all cutesy about having his 'efefcts' typo ignored will not constitute any valid defence against said bodypart (TBC) being squished with a Black and Decker Workmate until he weeps.
21 b A handy V-Day present a week after V-Day. She'll love it and forgive you...
21 c Device for raising and lowering encasted or enslinged bodyparts (TBC) when in hospital.
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