mc5 - 101 Uses For A Black And Decker Workmate

Knobbly

3. Stand the web-vase on it. Use a doily to prevent water stains. (Is it impolite of a newcomer to take advantaged of slips-of-the-finger?)

Botherer

4. Use as a weapon to hit impolite newcomers. ;-)As a newbie myself, I am currently hitting myself with my Workmate.

snorgle

5.Drop on the head of unsuspecting coyotes in place of an anvil.

nights

6. subject for an essay on whether the trappings of modernity can be considered a 'mate' of mankind, or a hinderance dragging us into the vortex of non-existence.

Snodgrass

7. Useful device for holding down a loose floorboard in the shed for a long period of time.

Uncle Korky

8. With only one pair of opposite-corner legs fully extended, sit a small child atop it, and - hey presto - a post-industrial rocking horse!

Boolbar

9. Put several in a row on their sides and add black and white paint to create large barcodes for large barcode readers.