mc5 - 101 Uses For A Black And Decker Workmate

As played in the Furcation Game (plug). Could the panel please suggest uses for a Black and Decker Workmate?

How about a handy trousy press, if your Corby should get damaged?

This will be number 2. An Emergency Picnic Table

2b. Inspiration for a bizarre web-vased game.

3. Stand the web-vase on it. Use a doily to prevent water stains. (Is it impolite of a newcomer to take advantaged of slips-of-the-finger?)

4. Use as a weapon to hit impolite newcomers. ;-)As a newbie myself, I am currently hitting myself with my Workmate.