Time to reach into your grab bag of 70s nostalgia with a fab new concept in MC. Get from Fingerbobs to Slade without passing blaxploitation or The Winter of Discontent. Punk Scores double but has nothing to do with the Mystery winning move. Sponsored by Pearl and Dean.
A Multi-Gobble-Choc-Bomb is really rather nice Topped with choc and sugar balls and strawberry flavoured ice But a Multi-Gobble-Choc-Bomb has a big surprise For every Multi-Gobble-Choc-Bomb has a bar of choc inside!
Hey! Crusader, have you any nuts? I've got mixed nuts and raisins, salted cashews, I've got my favourite roasted peanuts! (More, more, more!)I've got three Bags Full.
Dangerous playground equipment like slides that are over 6 feet high, see-saws that chop fingers off, solid wood swings which bash you in the face. And no protective soft surface to fall on.
more tooth-rot : Imps, Tacks (very similar), rainbow crystals, pink panther bars and those pink waffle-shaped chewy spearmint things between two sheets of greaseproof paper...
Marathon Bars became 'Snickers' in about 1990 Smiths Crisps are still available Opal Fruits became Starburst in about 2001 and Rowntrees Fruit Gums are still available
all of which forces me to Shop at a FineFare Supermarket, using a checkout till with mechanical buttons and a totalling button that goes KERRRR-CHINNNNG! and opens the cash drawer (where there is a compartment for half-pence pieces).
Pen] Marathon bars and Opal Friuts were launched in the 70s. Smiths Crisps have been bought up by Walkers (have you bought a pack of salt'n'shake recently). They, like Rowntrees Fruit Gums were at the top of their popularity in the 70's. Well, with me anyway. Rowntrees are now a sub-division of (yah-spit) Nestle. If you are going for FineFare - I shall retailate with Key Markets. Nah nah!
