mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Chalky

Ronnie O'Sullivan

Rosie

Has, apparently, as foul a mouth as the late Philip Larkin, but the similarity ends there as he does not live in Hull, even Brevity is soul of wit, blah, blah, blah, but WTF am I supposed to do with this? grumble, rage, fume.

Chalky

So he takes 'medication' [Rosie] I knew you'd rise to the challenge :-)

Raak

For the sensation.

Tuj

Steve Davis

Rosie

His wife's called Mavis (Chalky) Course you did, m'dear.

Kim

If you'll bring me her head

Raak

I'll kill you dead.

Juxtapose

Alfredo Garcia

Rosie

Lives in fear

irach

That he will lose his head, like Marie Antoinette or the Baptist, John