mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Unlike Michael Schumacher

irach

Who always kept one on hand; when his female assistant mis-solved those complex theorems, he'd whack her.

It's nice, but doesn't "Euler" rhyme with "boiler"?

Plummy voiced art critic Brian Sewell [Kim] I'm afraid I've still only got a provisional poetic licence :o)

Would like to douse modern art with lighter fuel

And had he been born a hundred years earlier, he would have wanted to take Brasso

When he saw the works of Picasso.