mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Darren

And instead used it for cheap thrills whenever he was blotto

Tuj

Dmitri Shostakovich

irach

Wrote symphonies and pieces for string quartets for which (... unfinished sentence alert)

Rosie

Zoltán Kodály It must be

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Would die-y.

Darren

(So says Rosie) would die-y.

Kim

Fact: my father (who worked in BBC Radio) made a telephone request to the BBC Sheet Music library for "Could I But Express In Song" (Composer unknown) and received a memo back a few days later reporting that no record could be found of "Kodály: Buttocks-pressing Song".

Darren

[Kim] What I particularly love about that anecdote is the window it gives us into the mental world of whoever took down your father's request.