mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Goya

irach

Painted the Dutchess of Alba nude, but (thankfully) never got to similarly paint Jackson, i.e., LaToya

Instead, he painted himself

Irouléguy

Which, in the opinion of the Kray twins, "wa'n't no good for 'is 'elf"

Whenever asked to pronounce his own last name would fake a loud cough

While not entirely anatomically intact at the end of his tragic life, his brush strokes were bold and fearless