mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Thelonious Sphere Monk
Botherer] ...as the author of The IT crowd should have said.

Not for him the crudities of Punk

Raak

His thunk was melodious

irach

And he considered Punk Rock as wretched as Hell...odious

The good Saint Valentine

irach

Had a hearty penchant for sipping too much red wine

So now we commemorate

Darren

Him by getting drunk while out on a date

Rosie

Sir David Frost Bile, please