mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Nuclear tests filled him full of rage

irach

Romulus, brother of Remus

Rosie

Said to Scotty, "To Rome will you beam us"

Botherer

Or at least, that's what Babelfish translated it to from the original Latin

Which means it's about as likely that Mars' sons wanted to go to Manhattan actually, I wish babel DID do latin translations...

New York City

Software

Big, loud, glitzy, fast, exciting but probably not pretty

Whereas San Francisco