mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Darren

Has been distracted from the leadership battle by his love of gravies

Rosie

His attention to diet (Softers) I think he's a Davis, and not Welsh AFAIK.

Tuj

Was cleverly instilled subliminally by his opposition to keep him quiet. Bizarre conspiracies #11603

Rosie

The late, great Ronnie Barker Re - Tories. The disturbing thought has occurred to me that I am of 100% Welsh descent, have a surname beginning with 'H' and do not have a Welsh accent. Dear Agony Aunt, am I a Tory?

Software

For television commedians, the marker

Irouléguy

Four candles we'll light to remember

Tuj

And keep lit 'til just before it turns November. fitting tribute, even by accident

Chalky

The sightless David Blunkett

Software

Who has been known to take the odd junket

Darren

Has a rather uneven beard

Wol

And a staggering degree of arrogance and cupidity that in anybody, let alone one who professes to be a so-called 'socialist', is quite frankly wierd. But I'm sure he's a nice guy, really ... It's not his fault alone that his meagre political achievements are writ in sand, and the tide is nearly in already.