mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Tuj

And keep lit 'til just before it turns November. fitting tribute, even by accident

Chalky

The sightless David Blunkett

Software

Who has been known to take the odd junket

Darren

Has a rather uneven beard

Wol

And a staggering degree of arrogance and cupidity that in anybody, let alone one who professes to be a so-called 'socialist', is quite frankly wierd. But I'm sure he's a nice guy, really ... It's not his fault alone that his meagre political achievements are writ in sand, and the tide is nearly in already.

Rosie

Queen Boudicca Pronounce it as you will . . .

Botherer

Proud leader of the Iceni who despite worshipping pagan gods were not wicca