mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

CdM

And killed the game dead

And with, that, let us utter the magic Mornington Crescent words, for though Clerihews are always fun, this game has been running for a long long time, and it is time to shake things up around here.

Audience

shouts, screams, generally goes wild for CdM

Tuj

I think the audience should cheer for MC⁵ as a whole. This turned into a really good staple, long-running game.

Chalky

Shall we?

Julian Paul Assange

Software

Said "publish and be dammed"

penelope

But he didn't foresee