mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Projoy

You've already thought of half of the moves in this game before they were posted [st d - try killing it and see what happens; it's the game that won't die!]

irach

You spend your days looking for bargains on discounted coffins on e-bay.

RedSnapper

You and your 55-year old grandson sit down and swap stories on 'the good old days

Rosie

Your contemporaries have become High Court Judges.

Falstaff

Your waistline has crept up to within centimeters of your nipples. [Meanwhile laughter erupts in the Elysian Fields as St Peter demonstrates his signature wedgie to another school of cherubic recruits.]