mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

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You still think of Videos as "New Fangled Technology", while DVDs are "Witchcraft and Heresy".

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You actually think OTHER PEOPLE understand what "Fangling" is, and have ever used the word since 1951.

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you'll describe a Gay TV Presenter, such as Graham Norton or Dale Winton, as "that nice young man," and consider it, "a shame he's not found the right woman."

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at weddings, you'll say to young spinsters, "I expect it'll be you next."

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at funerals, THEY say that to you.