mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Raak

The amount of exercise you're fit enough to do is no longer enough to maintain your fitness.

Kim

You find your first grey pube. [Raak: Henry Ford said "Exercise is bunk; if you're fit, you don't need it and if you're not, you shouldn't attempt it".]

Anthrax Whirl

You can name ALL the artists who FIRST recorded every single record in this week's Top 40, and cannot understand why people dance to these 40 ghastly remakes. And of course your children, being "too bloody young", can't even remember the forty artists who remixed them for LAST WEEK's Countdown.

Anthrax Whirl

You can't even remember what colour your pants where before they turned this attractive shade of grey.

Anthrax Whirl

You still think of Videos as "New Fangled Technology", while DVDs are "Witchcraft and Heresy".