mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Robin

You forget where you wrote everything down.

Simons Mith

You have to visit Batman weekly in the Old Superheroes' Home

TheLoneRanger

You have finally mastered your Indian guide's native tongue and discover `kemosabe' is "an Apache expression for a horse's rear end .

Rosie

You no longer say "what did I come up here for?" because you simply cannot get up here any more. Not yet, boys and girls. :-)

Raak

You forget to read the piece of paper you wrote everything down on.