mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Raak

Everything you do is things you've always done.

Falstaff

You could care less about the winning move, you are just happy to be playing the game. ["Hit me again, Sam ..."]

Simons Mith

Your early life is recorded in Shakespeare's plays.

Projoy

[Snodgrass] It wasn't you, then, prior to posting the first move?

Software

You turn to the "Birth's, Marriages and Deaths" column in the local newspaper before reading anything else, but don't know anyone in the "Birth's" or "Marriages" sections.