mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Dujon

You may not be able to remember your daughter's name but you can describe every boyfriend she ever had.

Dujon

. . . A car becomes something to dodge, not something to drive.

Dujon

. . . You have two cups of coffee and you're anybody's.

Dujon

... You can't remember how to unbutton your zip.

Raak

You can't sit down to a meal without thinking of the enormous quantity of food you must have eaten over all those decades. All that chewing and swallowing, year after year!