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You know you're getting old when.......
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As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?
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...you never say "that's a novel idea" any more.
You view household plants as members of your family.
The woman across the table has crows feet in the corners of her eyes, a little-to-medium second chin and a couple of droopy bits - and you are still attracted to her.
"Sex" is just another word.
You suddenly realize that a cardigan really does have its advantages.
Your waistcoat starts to look more like a bra.
When your old belts now hold up tomato plants instead of your trousers.
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