mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Projoy

No, no. Your teens and twenties are the time when you care about your legacy, because those are the years where it looks as if you might actually achieve something of note. :)

penelope

No, no... you're confusing teenage ego with the development of a truly noteworthy talent! Or maybe this is just me?

snorgle

You develop delusions of grandeur.

Uncle Korky

What you view as nostalgia, your colleagues view as history.

Projoy

...you never say "that's a novel idea" any more.

Darren

You view household plants as members of your family.

Dujon

The woman across the table has crows feet in the corners of her eyes, a little-to-medium second chin and a couple of droopy bits - and you are still attracted to her.