mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Projoy

...having sex with someone half your age is a major coup instead of a crime.

Dujon

... The urge to sleep becomes a daytime feeling while at night time there is no urge at all.

Snodgrass

... You notice a tweed jacket in a shop window and seriously consider a purchase [Chalky] Apologies. But I dont notice the men on principal]

Snodgrass

... and spot a fetching cap to wear with it.

penelope

You think thermal underwear is a good idea and wonder why more people don't wear it

Chalky

You go shopping for 'a nice bit of fish for tea'
[Snodgrass] I was being rather too cynical rather than personal so no criticism was intended and no apology needed :-)

Projoy

, having gone through a period of telling young people to behave to their faces, because you didn't care any more about being unpopular, you now avoid it because you think you'll get beaten up.