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Shortlived Christmas Cheer
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A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
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Will keep us snoring in our seats
The "Message" from our dear old Queen
Would me more fun if done 'obscene'
er... be, obviously...
As dear old Gran nods off to sleep
And cherubs through the windows peep
At couples having Christmas gropes
Dashing all their D.I.N.K.Y. hopes (Double Income, No Kids Yet)
The turkey only half-consumed
daily from the fridge exhumed
For pies and sarnies, soup and curry
Get salmonella if you don't hurry
Now the New Years Eve approaches
An infestation of huge cockroaches Unfinished sentence alert
Gather in huge public places I guess we're talking about revellers here...?
to invade our most private spaces
Drunks in fountains and on walls
And Mornington Crescent's ticket halls. Bah humbug!
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*
That's enough of that! New Year, new game....
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