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Shortlived Christmas Cheer
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A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
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Then we'll guzzle alcopops
Keep a lookout for the cops
They'll come down like a ton of bricks
Our heads cracked open with their kicks
We'll spend the night locked in their cells
Then wake up to the sound of bells
With Anti-Social Behaviour Order
Just for taking one camcorder
To the flicks to pirate "Troy"
They call this Christmas joy?
As for all the starving millions...
(unlike, say, the Old Millhillians)
"I'm all right Jack" is our motto
As we head for Santa's grotto
"Three quid, guv," For some old junk
Far east tat sold by smelly punk
Let's hope it snows - and sod the bookies!
[Advert break: buy Millie's Cookies!]
Time for TV's festive fare
Re-runs of Where Eagles Dare
Then adverts for our summer hols
(It makes a change from chav tart dolls)
The Wise and Morecambe Show repeats
Will keep us snoring in our seats
The "Message" from our dear old Queen
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