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Shortlived Christmas Cheer
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A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
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Let's hoist a pint of evil brew
Say "Sod the rest, let's me and you (dangling sentence and quote alert) BTW, here's a picee in a similar vein.
Praise God in voices loud and clear"
and for Christ's sake sound sincere.
Deck the halls with poison'd holly
Resist the urge to stab Aunt Molly let's get black .. mwahaha
Put some mistletoe in the pud
Use the tree for fire wood
Use the tree for bonfire wood
Let bells put forth their tuneless peal
Whilst we unwrap with greedy zeal
A pair of socks from Auntie Flo
And a blow up doll from Uncle Joe    I used to have a great aunt called Flo(rence) who married my great uncle Joe. I suspect that they would not approve.
Let us sing a cheerful carol
Wrapped in winter's warm apparel
Which we nicked from Marks and Sparks
Ripping off the stores for larks
Then we'll guzzle alcopops
Keep a lookout for the cops
They'll come down like a ton of bricks
Our heads cracked open with their kicks
We'll spend the night locked in their cells
Then wake up to the sound of bells
With Anti-Social Behaviour Order
Just for taking one camcorder
To the flicks to pirate "Troy"
They call this Christmas joy?
As for all the starving millions...
(unlike, say, the Old Millhillians)
"I'm all right Jack" is our motto
As we head for Santa's grotto
"Three quid, guv," For some old junk
Far east tat sold by smelly punk
Let's hope it snows - and sod the bookies!
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