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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
This
new
and
pornographic
depiction
somehow (did someone mention pornography?)
confuses (Heh. A friend of mine - yes, amazingly I have them - once had a most astounding idea when he was stoned. You know those magic eye pictures? Well he wanted to create one that was vastly pornographic. I say vastly. This is because his idea was that if he could get a job as an architect, he thought it would be a rambling wheeze to design an entire city, which, if viewed from a sufficient altitude - ie in space - would appear as a picture of two people shagging. The key, apparently, was to place lots of tower blocks in close proximity, and give each one a different coloured roof. They'd act in the same way that pixels make up a picture on a computer screen. What a twisted mind.)
the *all rights reserved*
poor
and
swells
comma
several
excitable
geriatric
unconvincingly
motionless
thespian
members. (19 moves, unless the comma counts... so I hope it's not a liberty to begina new sentence - perhaps it could follow on thematically?) [Thraz] What a great idea - we'd have astronauts all going crosseyed staring back to earth...
Soliloquising
can
anyone
think
thoughtfully
about
paint
drying?short but sweet!
drying obviously..
whilst
the
Opposite
of (hurrah! a game I can play)
"tslihw"
Bogies
don't
, whereas
it
seems
that
athletes
do.
Erotic
adventures
can
improve
if
we
the
meek
say
"breasts".
Something
unusual
has
spread
across
Mrs
Condomine (he says, blithely)
Twenty
seven
percent
and
nothing
ever
burns
more
than
things.
Something
in [Puckoon] This is the second something start in three games..
something
that
might well it worked, we have "something" different.
somehow
do
anything
may
not.
Spaghetti
hoops
drive
me
to
say
"the
shakespearian
chef
restaurant
serves
better"
Bring
anything
but
the
head
of
Orlando
the
marmalade
cat
Something
crawled
into
the
shoe
shop
it
Bbbzttt!! Invisible punctuation detected! I move a re-start.
well, ok, since nothing is happening.
No-one
claims
toast
.
The
size
of
my
toaster
is
"medium".
Wiggling
things
make
Swedish
ladies
squirm
until
teatime.
Fresh
blood
[comma]
breadcrumbs
and
toffee
make
delectable
change
pot.
"Look
out"
cried
the
Pirate
Radio
enthusiast.
April
May
March
June
died
suddenly
week.
Fornication
[colon]
from
the
foreign
correspondent
from
the
foreign (ok I'm pretending to be a bearded Australian, but I think this was the right move -- rab)
legion.
Time
slips
down
, time I hope someone sees where I'm going with this....
and
time
again
Doctor
, why
amputate
healthy
elbow
?
Because
raining
(Hallelujah)
, it's
an
[CdM] I wanted to put... Mansoon
[pen] will it help if I say official ?
season. - I think.
Sweaty
armpits
New
research
offers
surprising
insight
into
the
glandular
Embarassment have I spelt it right? ogodogodogod...
I feel like I should write a story for that headline ... :)
Golden
showers [DrQ] Nothing stopping you...
in
parliamentary
circles [ISP] Nice to see you again :o)
improve
[ISP] How's Italy?
[pen] nice to be back [MF] appropriately for this thread, it's p*ssing down :-D
your
credibility.
has with a due sense of exhaustion and dread...
only [ISP] How could I play anything else?
one *cautiously awaits*
option *phew*
since
removing
the
left
-hand
Eva's
toy
Messerschmidt
the
Force
, Stormtroopers
Who
the
ruddy
blazes
said
that
frequent
masturbation
makes
Christian
transvestite
change
underwear
least
annually?
*deep breath* Take
,Boyzone
and
were
shit.
An
eloquent
summation.
"We
live"
claim
boring.
John
Major
goes
constantly
when
confronted
with
Edwina's (ok someone had to do it)
Kippers [Dr.Q] Edwina's what?
soaked
in [Puckoon] period, presumably. taxi!
sodium
lighting
provide
atmosphere.
I
(That was meant to be bold, but you guessed that!) will try again....
I
scream
because
you
didn't
embolden
massive
contribution
to
world
obesity
[colon]
a
fat
chance
that
would
remembered.
Why
Are
Kay!
Nonsense
begets
warmongery.
Arguments
for
adopting
Gorilla
s/o/ue/ Why not?
are     - [DrQ] Guerilla it is then.
pointless.
Retrophrenology
has
John
Humphrys'
delivery
of (always pleased to be of service)
the
first
baby
.(Not feeling very eloquent today and can only manage a full stop!)
If
it
glows
like
Edison's
[comma]
there'll
(oblig.) be
sparks.
Completely
out
of (a pleasure to service you all once again)
teabags
costs
surrealism.
A
moist
cleft
beautifies
previously
unappreciated
quite
plain
sights
, such
as
sister-in-law's
cooking.
Bearded
ladies
really
are Thank you.
arriving
platform
nine
[ellipsis]
oh
bugger.
Also,
don't
the
Seagulls
have
many
fans
considering
their
propensity
to
eat
their
own
scone.
Scones
pain
would
be
bread.
Amuse
yourselves.
are
but
monosyllabic.
DEATH
or
chocolate?
Bouncy
castles
are
not
likely
to
explode
[ellipsis]
however,
toads
have
detonators.
That
hurts.
Radio
heads
listen
bodily
broadcasts
beneath
their
station
Spam
can
kill.
Grated
hearths
must
be
either
functional
or
beautiful.
Pick
pickled
noses.
Laugh
longest
with
your
trousers
down.
A
fever
or
a
carried
across
the
wide
, billowing
décolletage
of
Miss
Anne
Widdecombe. (oblig.)
If
only
samosas
didn't
smell
like
samosas
So
how
do
eskimos
distinguish
one
leg
stump
from
penguins'
eggs?
Cataphracts
supererogate
in
seawaiter.
Rubber
fetish
devotee
seeks
cleavage
for
split.
If
ever
there
were
a
time
machine
....
Doctor
,Doctor
, I
feel
a
gazebo.
Take
these
blue
notes
Melvin
, and
stick
them
where
the
Sun
reporter
doesn't
wipe.
shafts
are
very
deep.
Yes
Come
often
a
member
a
secret
yet
strangely
public
Scout-troop
the
jamboree.
My
speciality
is
disturbingly
reminiscent
of
Irish
Setters
setting.
Thus
spoke
the
anvil
polisher's
oldest
and
least
favourite
concubine.
Launder
thy
pants
before
Holy
Water
splashes
all
over
ironing.
Diminishing
hairlines
aren't
just
unbecoming,
they're
unbearable.
Rather
devolution
than
revolution.
Cryptic
lipstick
tryptych.
If
the
Renaissance
painters
used
dung,
we
would
have
noticed.
Spill
for
thrills
Avoid
cliché
-ridden
horses
National
security
excites
the
pants
off
Major.
Always
cover
your
bits
with (forced)
several
forced
cauliflowers.
Rare
tables
laid
by
rare
maids
need
Welsh
Rarebits. oblig.
Mondays
Sick
of
A
source
tomatoes
,because
tomatoes
make
tasty
yet
somewhat
dish.
a line
Tomorrow
and
the
next
day
[comma]
will
probably
happen
Crusty
the [Did I miss some invisible punctuation in the last game?]
lusty
busty
trustee
must
be
trusty
otherwise
she
rusty.
Do
be
a
brick
[left parenthesis]
red,
silicaceous,
deadly
[right parenthesis]
tonight.
Out
of
Order.
one's
skills
by
first
whetting
one's
cousin's
intimate
possessions. Keeping it out of West Virginia as much as possible.
The
Virginians
settled
Virginia.
Carolinans
didn't.
Carolingians
lingered
in
lingerie
while
Floridians
floundered
on
floozies.
Last
night,
I
lost
a
leg
in
the (I seem to have got a position at Articles-R-Us®)
paper-shreader
resulting
in Hmmph. All dressed up and no-where to go with this one but to stay 'in'
an plays violin
artful
yet
quite
truncated
thigh.
Miss
Getting
pregnant
should
prevent
having
to
mount
furry
yet *Cues Tim Brooke-Taylor*
vicious
attacks
of
bare
cheek
-ed
dieting.
Wake
up!
Nothing
doing.
Trust
my
lemur.
Don't
worry.
Wipe
your
badger
before
brushing
your
beaver.
Coats
,anyone?
Let's
get
naked.
Twiglets
don't
taste
like
they
should.
Instead
of
indulging
in staying in again...
onanism,
why
not
rub
yourself
with
chocolate.

Returning
to
reality
,I
must
reiterate
insistence
that
mobile
homes
do
move.
Give
me
big
lump
of
cheese
, Gromit.
Stupid
President.
Artificial
cheese
can
taste
surprisingly
like
cardboard
Laminated
with
cowpats.
Yet
another
day.
Yet
again
appears.
Yet
-is
don't
usually
appreciate
- being
stuffed
up.
Wobbly
old
donkeys
propping
using
thneeds.
Thneeds
the
Truffula
trees
their
thruppences.
Thrusting
thrips Anyone had to wipe their screen and keyboard clear of spittle yet?
throw
throstle-cocks . . . I'm keeping schtum, pen.
throughout
Thrace.
Gary
Gygax ... now, there's a blast from the past...
googled
"googly"
,gaining
gainful
gratification.
Harassed
Get
rid
of
offensive
politicians
cauterising
their
black,
eyebrows.
On second thoughts...
tails.
Heads.
Nonsense
spreads
like
Vegemite --
unless
carefully
lubricated.

Bent
under
, poking
elbow,
I
can
see
that
she's
having
of
that.
Never
, NEVER
mention
the
Labour
Party.
Wait
just
there
while
Jordan
explodes.
Potent
potions
project
possible
penetrative ahem
positions.
Quiche
qualifies
quite
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