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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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black,
eyebrows.
On second thoughts...
tails.
Heads.
Nonsense
spreads
like
Vegemite --
unless
carefully
lubricated.

Bent
under
, poking
elbow,
I
can
see
that
she's
having
of
that.
Never
, NEVER
mention
the
Labour
Party.
Wait
just
there
while
Jordan
explodes.
Potent
potions
project
possible
penetrative ahem
positions.
Quiche
qualifies
quite
quickly
, quoth
quizzical
queens
coquettishly or quaintly, whichever you prefer
Burgers (assuming that was the end of the q... sentence)
and
Burglars
regularly
invoke
typographical
blunders.
When
in
pain
[comma]
take
it
up
the
'orspital!
Contrary
to
Cathecismic
Catholicism
, Christians
can
corrupt
children's
DVD's (apostrophe not possessive)
,creating (acknowledged, Rosie)
chaos
[comma]
culminating
conclusively
in cough
cartomantic
[comma] :)
contaminated
cartoons. At last.
Unfortunately,
don't
think
However,
I
do
think
.
Alternatively,
sleeping
cause
dirty
sheets.
Dirty
buggers!
Oh!
Aardvarks
never
shiver
unless
with
mainbrace.
Keelhaul
lilly-livered
scurvy
knave
, please.
Now
stop
[ellipsis]
now
being
right
up
there! what the hell does this mean?
Fantasy
or well, i thought we get could all philosophical about time, but who knows? :D
fact?
Aching
tongue! (for those tired of speaking German)
Michael
Portillo
invented
himself
by
sneaking
into
a
crowded
public
gallery
and
twizzling
his
ungainly
yet
masculine
handbag
It
looks
very
much
[comma]
much
more more is better, right?
than
simply
Red
to
Hucknall.
Bilgewater
tastes
eeuch!
Whereas
Whitewater
was
another
waste
disposal
project,
Ullswater
is
really
Ullish.
Carpets
crawling
with
inebriated
partygoers
are
unlike
any
other
surfaces
known
hereabouts.
Vengeance
(comma)
vengeance oooh, poesy!
pickles,
vengeance
cauterises, (Wol) Get 'er!
period.
What
has
cauterises
to
do
with
Labour
pains?
Late
-ly,
nobody
seems
to
wipe
my oblig.
windscreen non oblig.
so
carry
diseases.
Alongside
Jesus
, Lulu
, Pele
, Eeyore
hardly
commanded
armies
one
of
the
generals
broke
out (Missing "and", methinks?)
in . . . yes Kim - it's a bit of a mess. Last word anyone?
of
spots. (Oblig). Didn't see simulpost warning.
Crack
-erjack
(Horray!) - for those of us who remember :-)
but
the
Krankies had to be done...
(Boo!)
were - have to agree with you Chalks. Back in the '70's they used to be resident "entertainers" in Jersey nightclubs.
er .. my intention was to end the sentence with the underline. Hope that was clear. )
(Invoking a capital letter and an apostrophe into Software's move, giving
We're
all
going
MAD
for (is MAD an abbreviation?)
donkeys'
leftover
dinner.bleary eyed first thing, especially as I am on my reserve specs, the main ones broke yesterday afternoon. Blind as a bat, at present.
Nothing
continues.
After
sex,
age
determines
whether
post-play
analysis
might
require
some
viewing
of
one's
private
apparel.
Being
sophisticated
doesn't
last
long
.
?
!
....
I'm
watching.
Consumption
is
guaranteed -[thought of ending it with TB, but that seemed a bit terminal.
throughout
the
National
Grid.
Rio
funky
Bognor
fish.
"Ooooh!"
Let's try again in bold
"Ooooh!"
ejaculated
Pooh,
while
Piglet
held
his
breath. That's quite enough of that!
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyhehehehe*lotsa laughter* - Chalky [who is easily amused].
This
game
pie
chart
clearly
reveals
that
Sevenoaks
dominates
six-oaks
Oops, put the line before my full stop. Is a bit late but here it is. .
Laundry
baskets (Lib) 6 of the 7 oaks that gave the town its name were flattened in the gale on 16 Oct '87.
arouse
dirty
thoughts
in
those
with
unwashed
PANTS.
Pants
contain
smells
other sorry to force the hand of whoever follows, but this could become interesting...
than I had a feeling this would happen, hehehe
those Temporising.
normally - more padding...
enjoyed
when
releasing
enzymes
Considering
that
molluscs
can't
fornicate,
how
long
do
they
feel
lonely?
huge
boomerang
tends
towards
the
left.
Deviation
tends
to
cause
buzzing
because
nobody
wants
buzzing
,especially
high-frequency
buzzing.
Copernicus
had
gout.
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo!
Queen
Victoria
heaved
sexily
over
-emphasising
pendulous
breasts.
Oooooh - how rude. We are NOT amused.
Prancing
chickens
cluck just laughed out loud at the previous 4. Bravo!
twice
, say
statisticians.
Open
flies
hitherto
dammit, hitherto
unknown
unnecessary
underpants.
contains
blue
underpants
and
horse
entrails.
Pseudonyms
(sorry) seem
to
be
childish.
everybody
misses
kisses. :o(
penelope
excites
those
latent
Bugger latent
desires
that-prevaricating...
usually
suppress. . . . you can come back now, penelope!
Nothing
I
fantasise
about
will
happen.
Everything
reminds
me
of
nothing.
Happy
Meals
make
vomit
taste
wonderful ... NOTE: This is a personal opinion and in no way should be construed as a slight upon any product marketed under the name of 'Happy', 'Meals' or 'Happy Meals'. In fact I had a wonderfully Happy time just the other day whilst enjoying a Meal constructed - with my unwilling help - by my good wife. It was the washing up that took off the edge!
Cheese
please
,wheezed
Ebenezer
, whilst ... failing miserably to find a conjunction with 'eez' in it
Miles
beguiles
Giles'
daughter.
Examine
famine Sorry, I can't resist the rhyme thing.
, gamine.
Genghiz
enjoyed
playing
darts
spears
, having
been
castrated
during (Darren) Might explain a few things.
badminton
lessons.
Down
with
Blaine. ... Thank the Lord!
He
My
, my
Dirty
fingers
are
inserted
up
children's
nostrils
,punishing
their
snot.
Lovely
jugs
said
Toby
, removing
Maude's
rather
overflowing
beer
goggles.
Knee
in
the
bathroom
parts.
Help
!
Describing
surgical
procedures
in
Nepalese,
accidentally
blasphemed
, telling
the
Dalai
Dan(153rd incarnation, don'tcha know..)
go
his
lance.
Michael
row
-ing
up
the
canal
, panted,
"Help!"
Ian
Hislop
has
no
chance
without
cosmetic
enhancement (oblig.)
of (oblig.)
his (oblig.)
protruding
nasal
good product
hair.
Samoans
love
strip
the
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