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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
This
new
and
pornographic
depiction
somehow (did someone mention pornography?)
confuses (Heh. A friend of mine - yes, amazingly I have them - once had a most astounding idea when he was stoned. You know those magic eye pictures? Well he wanted to create one that was vastly pornographic. I say vastly. This is because his idea was that if he could get a job as an architect, he thought it would be a rambling wheeze to design an entire city, which, if viewed from a sufficient altitude - ie in space - would appear as a picture of two people shagging. The key, apparently, was to place lots of tower blocks in close proximity, and give each one a different coloured roof. They'd act in the same way that pixels make up a picture on a computer screen. What a twisted mind.)
the *all rights reserved*
poor
and
swells
comma
several
excitable
geriatric
unconvincingly
motionless
thespian
members. (19 moves, unless the comma counts... so I hope it's not a liberty to begina new sentence - perhaps it could follow on thematically?) [Thraz] What a great idea - we'd have astronauts all going crosseyed staring back to earth...
Soliloquising
can
anyone
think
thoughtfully
about
paint
drying?short but sweet!
drying obviously..
whilst
the
Opposite
of (hurrah! a game I can play)
"tslihw"
Bogies
don't
, whereas
it
seems
that
athletes
do.
Erotic
adventures
can
improve
if
we
the
meek
say
"breasts".
Something
unusual
has
spread
across
Mrs
Condomine (he says, blithely)
Twenty
seven
percent
and
nothing
ever
burns
more
than
things.
Something
in [Puckoon] This is the second something start in three games..
something
that
might well it worked, we have "something" different.
somehow
do
anything
may
not.
Spaghetti
hoops
drive
me
to
say
"the
shakespearian
chef
restaurant
serves
better"
Bring
anything
but
the
head
of
Orlando
the
marmalade
cat
Something
crawled
into
the
shoe
shop
it
Bbbzttt!! Invisible punctuation detected! I move a re-start.
well, ok, since nothing is happening.
No-one
claims
toast
.
The
size
of
my
toaster
is
"medium".
Wiggling
things
make
Swedish
ladies
squirm
until
teatime.
Fresh
blood
[comma]
breadcrumbs
and
toffee
make
delectable
change
pot.
"Look
out"
cried
the
Pirate
Radio
enthusiast.
April
May
March
June
died
suddenly
week.
Fornication
[colon]
from
the
foreign
correspondent
from
the
foreign (ok I'm pretending to be a bearded Australian, but I think this was the right move -- rab)
legion.
Time
slips
down
, time I hope someone sees where I'm going with this....
and
time
again
Doctor
, why
amputate
healthy
elbow
?
Because
raining
(Hallelujah)
, it's
an
[CdM] I wanted to put... Mansoon
[pen] will it help if I say official ?
season. - I think.
Sweaty
armpits
New
research
offers
surprising
insight
into
the
glandular
Embarassment have I spelt it right? ogodogodogod...
I feel like I should write a story for that headline ... :)
Golden
showers [DrQ] Nothing stopping you...
in
parliamentary
circles [ISP] Nice to see you again :o)
improve
[ISP] How's Italy?
[pen] nice to be back [MF] appropriately for this thread, it's p*ssing down :-D
your
credibility.
has with a due sense of exhaustion and dread...
only [ISP] How could I play anything else?
one *cautiously awaits*
option *phew*
since
removing
the
left
-hand
Eva's
toy
Messerschmidt
the
Force
, Stormtroopers
Who
the
ruddy
blazes
said
that
frequent
masturbation
makes
Christian
transvestite
change
underwear
least
annually?
*deep breath* Take
,Boyzone
and
were
shit.
An
eloquent
summation.
"We
live"
claim
boring.
John
Major
goes
constantly
when
confronted
with
Edwina's (ok someone had to do it)
Kippers [Dr.Q] Edwina's what?
soaked
in [Puckoon] period, presumably. taxi!
sodium
lighting
provide
atmosphere.
I
(That was meant to be bold, but you guessed that!) will try again....
I
scream
because
you
didn't
embolden
massive
contribution
to
world
obesity
[colon]
a
fat
chance
that
would
remembered.
Why
Are
Kay!
Nonsense
begets
warmongery.
Arguments
for
adopting
Gorilla
s/o/ue/ Why not?
are     - [DrQ] Guerilla it is then.
pointless.
Retrophrenology
has
John
Humphrys'
delivery
of (always pleased to be of service)
the
first
baby
.(Not feeling very eloquent today and can only manage a full stop!)
If
it
glows
like
Edison's
[comma]
there'll
(oblig.) be
sparks.
Completely
out
of (a pleasure to service you all once again)
teabags
costs
surrealism.
A
moist
cleft
beautifies
previously
unappreciated
quite
plain
sights
, such
as
sister-in-law's
cooking.
Bearded
ladies
really
are Thank you.
arriving
platform
nine
[ellipsis]
oh
bugger.
Also,
don't
the
Seagulls
have
many
fans
considering
their
propensity
to
eat
their
own
scone.
Scones
pain
would
be
bread.
Amuse
yourselves.
are
but
monosyllabic.
DEATH
or
chocolate?
Bouncy
castles
are
not
likely
to
explode
[ellipsis]
however,
toads
have
detonators.
That
hurts.
Radio
heads
listen
bodily
broadcasts
beneath
their
station
Spam
can
kill.
Grated
hearths
must
be
either
functional
or
beautiful.
Pick
pickled
noses.
Laugh
longest
with
your
trousers
down.
A
fever
or
a
carried
across
the
wide
, billowing
décolletage
of
Miss
Anne
Widdecombe. (oblig.)
If
only
samosas
didn't
smell
like
samosas
So
how
do
eskimos
distinguish
one
leg
stump
from
penguins'
eggs?
Cataphracts
supererogate
in
seawaiter.
Rubber
fetish
devotee
seeks
cleavage
for
split.
If
ever
there
were
a
time
machine
....
Doctor
,Doctor
, I
feel
a
gazebo.
Take
these
blue
notes
Melvin
, and
stick
them
where
the
Sun
reporter
doesn't
wipe.
shafts
are
very
deep.
Yes
Come
often
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