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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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bile. (All) Yes, there were gas masks in the cupboard under the stairs along with some large metal gauze covers about 15" diameter. Can't remember what they were for - maybe nothing to do with the war. Well, I was only 3.
Gauze
covers [Rosie] Are you implying there may have been a connection between the gas masks and you being only 3?
block
of (Darren) Indeed so. Nothing short of a miracle that I may have been conceived by persons wearing gas masks at the time. Maybe they did so because there was no such thing as soap in 1942. Didn't do Mum any harm - she's still alive and well, aged 92. :-)
congealed
soap. [Rosie] Same age as my dad only he was out there with Monty at the time. I can still remember my mum's gas mask. It was in a cardboard box under the stairs. I was born a little after the war but I have still got my ration card!
Too
much
exercise
generates
sweaty
areas
, necessitating
much     We too had gas masks in the house - kept ... wait for it ... under the stairs. Mind you, that's where the gas meter was - so I suppose it's logical?
vigourous
scrubbing.
Far
too
rubbery
mastication
, said
Mr Giles
Brandreth
chewing
his
lover's
ear. - Is there a quick way to remove this mental image?
Giles (I'm surprised nobody mentioned widey's double word)
has
drawn
curtains
introvertedly
within
the (Darren) Well, now they have done, and I hope he feels suitably chastened, but not terminally so.
Boudoir
his
lust. [Rosie] I didn't chasten anyone.
Result:
zip.
Many (Darren) Mere sophistry. :-)
(sorry about the prev double word, but it wouldn't have worked otherwise and besides anarchy rocks in my world...ok it dribbles a little....!)

times

tables   (remember them?)
turn
when
unexpectedly
rotating.
Stranded
in
Cockermouth
, I
give
my
kidneys
chance
to
breathe
but
drink
pure
chloroform
instead. I did get stuck in Cockermouth once, the weather was typically wet for that area and beleive me, chloroform would have been just the job. It was many years ago when the pubs had strange opening times.
Down
Street
Upham
is
undoubtedly
worth .. Of course it is of little consequence that there is no Down St in Upham but reassuringly there are several others including one in Dummer and another in Piltdown! And I know you all wanted to know that. I'll get my coat
there is no full stop in the last entry. The idiot putting his coat on just had finger trouble.
viewing
because
it
contains
various
things.
Previously, (Darren) I see you got bored. :-)
I [Rosie] No, I just have a love of vague anticlimaxes.
refuted
the
theory
of
Copernicus (Darren) Good practice for when you're older.
circumnavigating
the
potholes Oh, dear, this is leading into a logical blind alley. NEXT!.
i fucked 20 girls and i am onley 21!
found Ignoring the twat, jack, above.
locally.
Ignoring [Softers] Clearly First name Jack, Last name Off. I dispair of the spelling and general grammar of modern youth. Ho Hum!
patients (Oh, i dream, inoring patients would be heaven!)
with [Lib] I read that as 'ironing patients'... given my fervour for ironing, I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
potentially [penny lope] I'm sure there's nothing wrong with you - after all you found this site all by yourself! Of course I'm sure there are many who would be willing to offer second opioions.
pungent jack-the-twat (above) should have written "I have fucked . . ."
, malodouross, [Rosie] You are, as usual, right. Quite apart from the two non-capitalised "i's" and the mis-spelling. But I'm only sorry that at 21 he's only tallied 20 conquests. By then I'm sure I'd had far more. Perhaps he has acne. Perhaps its Marc in disguise!
and (Snodders) Too kind. :-) Poor Marc! His only failure is scansion whereas I suspect matey-boy, far from having had a score, has yet to score at all, and is a past master at the lonely art.
festering [Rosie & Snodgrass] Many thanks for your kind concern regarding my love life, I can assure you it is quite all right! Regarding scansion: Many a time it is far better to play on just by pacing a previous line trying to create an 'almost' limerick instead of chopping its tail off without any mercy, according to my humble opinion ;-)
bed-sores Making it hyphenated so it counts as one word. *sigh, when will I ever learn to spell?*
can
sometimes more or less obligatory. I seem to have startted something back there. It is only too true that modern 'youf' do not have quite the grip of grammar that we older types do. Just try asking one what "precis" is or, perhaps, ask them about clause analysis.
lead Equally oblig, or there abouts and may I apologise foir not adding a comment after my last entry. It seems that this stanza requires comment for completeness. I will take myself outside and beat myself with twigs and don a hair shirt immediately
to (absolutely oblig.) (Marc) "Matey-boy" refers to the idiot jack, not to your good self, just to make clear things up.
undertaking (Rosie: I did get that despite limited intlectual capacity. Also hoping your love life is up to its marcs ;-)
undertakers. There, that's it. Still, nice to have a decent discussion, isn't it?
Undertakers just a thought. Why not start the new sentence with the last word from the previous. It may work. [Rosie] I wonder if Jack comes from Newark (Anag)
undertake
to (Marc) At my age (61) the mark is set fairly low. Just above "simmer". :-). (Snodders) Certainly could do, or from a little village between Chester and Wrexham, called Rosset.
dispose (resisting the urge to write "undertake" again)
themselves
discretely.
Discretely working on the theme
means I shall discreetly whisper the word "quantum".
not
continuously.
Continuously
, as
uninterupted
above,
I
perpetuate
continuity
throughout
Lent.
Lent
any
support
, I
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