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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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If
it
glows
like
Edison's
[comma]
there'll
(oblig.) be
sparks.
Completely
out
of (a pleasure to service you all once again)
teabags
costs
surrealism.
A
moist
cleft
beautifies
previously
unappreciated
quite
plain
sights
, such
as
sister-in-law's
cooking.
Bearded
ladies
really
are Thank you.
arriving
platform
nine
[ellipsis]
oh
bugger.
Also,
don't
the
Seagulls
have
many
fans
considering
their
propensity
to
eat
their
own
scone.
Scones
pain
would
be
bread.
Amuse
yourselves.
are
but
monosyllabic.
DEATH
or
chocolate?
Bouncy
castles
are
not
likely
to
explode
[ellipsis]
however,
toads
have
detonators.
That
hurts.
Radio
heads
listen
bodily
broadcasts
beneath
their
station
Spam
can
kill.
Grated
hearths
must
be
either
functional
or
beautiful.
Pick
pickled
noses.
Laugh
longest
with
your
trousers
down.
A
fever
or
a
carried
across
the
wide
, billowing
décolletage
of
Miss
Anne
Widdecombe. (oblig.)
If
only
samosas
didn't
smell
like
samosas
So
how
do
eskimos
distinguish
one
leg
stump
from
penguins'
eggs?
Cataphracts
supererogate
in
seawaiter.
Rubber
fetish
devotee
seeks
cleavage
for
split.
If
ever
there
were
a
time
machine
....
Doctor
,Doctor
, I
feel
a
gazebo.
Take
these
blue
notes
Melvin
, and
stick
them
where
the
Sun
reporter
doesn't
wipe.
shafts
are
very
deep.
Yes
Come
often
a
member
a
secret
yet
strangely
public
Scout-troop
the
jamboree.
My
speciality
is
disturbingly
reminiscent
of
Irish
Setters
setting.
Thus
spoke
the
anvil
polisher's
oldest
and
least
favourite
concubine.
Launder
thy
pants
before
Holy
Water
splashes
all
over
ironing.
Diminishing
hairlines
aren't
just
unbecoming,
they're
unbearable.
Rather
devolution
than
revolution.
Cryptic
lipstick
tryptych.
If
the
Renaissance
painters
used
dung,
we
would
have
noticed.
Spill
for
thrills
Avoid
cliché
-ridden
horses
National
security
excites
the
pants
off
Major.
Always
cover
your
bits
with (forced)
several
forced
cauliflowers.
Rare
tables
laid
by
rare
maids
need
Welsh
Rarebits. oblig.
Mondays
Sick
of
A
source
tomatoes
,because
tomatoes
make
tasty
yet
somewhat
dish.
a line
Tomorrow
and
the
next
day
[comma]
will
probably
happen
Crusty
the [Did I miss some invisible punctuation in the last game?]
lusty
busty
trustee
must
be
trusty
otherwise
she
rusty.
Do
be
a
brick
[left parenthesis]
red,
silicaceous,
deadly
[right parenthesis]
tonight.
Out
of
Order.
one's
skills
by
first
whetting
one's
cousin's
intimate
possessions. Keeping it out of West Virginia as much as possible.
The
Virginians
settled
Virginia.
Carolinans
didn't.
Carolingians
lingered
in
lingerie
while
Floridians
floundered
on
floozies.
Last
night,
I
lost
a
leg
in
the (I seem to have got a position at Articles-R-Us®)
paper-shreader
resulting
in Hmmph. All dressed up and no-where to go with this one but to stay 'in'
an plays violin
artful
yet
quite
truncated
thigh.
Miss
Getting
pregnant
should
prevent
having
to
mount
furry
yet *Cues Tim Brooke-Taylor*
vicious
attacks
of
bare
cheek
-ed
dieting.
Wake
up!
Nothing
doing.
Trust
my
lemur.
Don't
worry.
Wipe
your
badger
before
brushing
your
beaver.
Coats
,anyone?
Let's
get
naked.
Twiglets
don't
taste
like
they
should.
Instead
of
indulging
in staying in again...
onanism,
why
not
rub
yourself
with
chocolate.
Returning
to
reality
,I
must
reiterate
insistence
that
mobile
homes
do
move.
Give
me
big
lump
of
cheese
, Gromit.
Stupid
President.
Artificial
cheese
can
taste
surprisingly
like
cardboard
Laminated
with
cowpats.
Yet
another
day.
Yet
again
appears.
Yet
-is
don't
usually
appreciate
- being
stuffed
up.
Wobbly
old
donkeys
propping
using
thneeds.
Thneeds
the
Truffula
trees
their
thruppences.
Thrusting
thrips Anyone had to wipe their screen and keyboard clear of spittle yet?
throw
throstle-cocks . . . I'm keeping schtum, pen.
throughout
Thrace.
Gary
Gygax ... now, there's a blast from the past...
googled
"googly"
,gaining
gainful
gratification.
Harassed
Get
rid
of
offensive
politicians
cauterising
their
black,
eyebrows.
On second thoughts...
tails.
Heads.
Nonsense
spreads
like
Vegemite --
unless
carefully
lubricated.

Bent
under
, poking
elbow,
I
can
see
that
she's
having
of
that.
Never
, NEVER
mention
the
Labour
Party.
Wait
just
there
while
Jordan
explodes.
Potent
potions
project
possible
penetrative ahem
positions.
Quiche
qualifies
quite
quickly
, quoth
quizzical
queens
coquettishly or quaintly, whichever you prefer
Burgers (assuming that was the end of the q... sentence)
and
Burglars
regularly
invoke
typographical
blunders.
When
in
pain
[comma]
take
it
up
the
'orspital!
Contrary
to
Cathecismic
Catholicism
, Christians
can
corrupt
children's
DVD's (apostrophe not possessive)
,creating (acknowledged, Rosie)
chaos
[comma]
culminating
conclusively
in cough
cartomantic
[comma] :)
contaminated
cartoons. At last.
Unfortunately,
don't
think
However,
I
do
think
.
Alternatively,
sleeping
cause
dirty
sheets.
Dirty
buggers!
Oh!
Aardvarks
never
shiver
unless
with
mainbrace.
Keelhaul
lilly-livered
scurvy
knave
, please.
Now
stop
[ellipsis]
now
being
right
up
there! what the hell does this mean?
Fantasy
or well, i thought we get could all philosophical about time, but who knows? :D
fact?
Aching
tongue! (for those tired of speaking German)
Michael
Portillo
invented
himself
by
sneaking
into
a
crowded
public
gallery
and
twizzling
his
ungainly
yet
masculine
handbag
It
looks
very
much
[comma]
much
more more is better, right?
than
simply
Red
to
Hucknall.
Bilgewater
tastes
eeuch!
Whereas
Whitewater
was
another
waste
disposal
project,
Ullswater
is
really
Ullish.
Carpets
crawling
with
inebriated
partygoers
are
unlike
any
other
surfaces
known
hereabouts.
Vengeance
(comma)
vengeance oooh, poesy!
pickles,
vengeance
cauterises, (Wol) Get 'er!
period.
What
has
cauterises
to
do
with
Labour
pains?
Late
-ly,
nobody
seems
to
wipe
my oblig.
windscreen non oblig.
so
carry
diseases.
Alongside
Jesus
, Lulu
, Pele
, Eeyore
hardly
commanded
armies
one
of
the
generals
broke
out (Missing "and", methinks?)
in . . . yes Kim - it's a bit of a mess. Last word anyone?
of
spots. (Oblig). Didn't see simulpost warning.
Crack
-erjack
(Horray!) - for those of us who remember :-)
but
the
Krankies had to be done...
(Boo!)
were - have to agree with you Chalks. Back in the '70's they used to be resident "entertainers" in Jersey nightclubs.
er .. my intention was to end the sentence with the underline. Hope that was clear. )
(Invoking a capital letter and an apostrophe into Software's move, giving
We're
all
going
MAD
for (is MAD an abbreviation?)
donkeys'
leftover
dinner.bleary eyed first thing, especially as I am on my reserve specs, the main ones broke yesterday afternoon. Blind as a bat, at present.
Nothing
continues.
After
sex,
age
determines
whether
post-play
analysis
might
require
some
viewing
of
one's
private
apparel.
Being
sophisticated
doesn't
last
long
.
?
!
....
I'm
watching.
Consumption
is
guaranteed -[thought of ending it with TB, but that seemed a bit terminal.
throughout
the
National
Grid.
Rio
funky
Bognor
fish.
"Ooooh!"
Let's try again in bold
"Ooooh!"
ejaculated
Pooh,
while
Piglet
held
his
breath. That's quite enough of that!
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyhehehehe*lotsa laughter* - Chalky [who is easily amused].
This
game
pie
chart
clearly
reveals
that
Sevenoaks
dominates
six-oaks
Oops, put the line before my full stop. Is a bit late but here it is. .
Laundry
baskets (Lib) 6 of the 7 oaks that gave the town its name were flattened in the gale on 16 Oct '87.
arouse
dirty
thoughts
in
those
with
unwashed
PANTS.
Pants
contain
smells
other sorry to force the hand of whoever follows, but this could become interesting...
than I had a feeling this would happen, hehehe
those Temporising.
normally - more padding...
enjoyed
when
releasing
enzymes
Considering
that
molluscs
can't
fornicate,
how
long
do
they
feel
lonely?
huge
boomerang
tends
towards
the
left.
Deviation
tends
to
cause
buzzing
because
nobody
wants
buzzing
,especially
high-frequency
buzzing.
Copernicus
had
gout.
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo!
Queen
Victoria
heaved
sexily
over
-emphasising
pendulous
breasts.
Oooooh - how rude. We are NOT amused.
Prancing
chickens
cluck just laughed out loud at the previous 4. Bravo!
twice
, say
statisticians.
Open
flies
hitherto
dammit, hitherto
unknown
unnecessary
underpants.
contains
blue
underpants
and
horse
entrails.
Pseudonyms
(sorry) seem
to
be
childish.
everybody
misses
kisses. :o(
penelope
excites
those
latent
Bugger latent
desires
that-prevaricating...
usually
suppress. . . . you can come back now, penelope!
Nothing
I
fantasise
about
will
happen.
Everything
reminds
me
of
nothing.
Happy
Meals
make
vomit
taste
wonderful ... NOTE: This is a personal opinion and in no way should be construed as a slight upon any product marketed under the name of 'Happy', 'Meals' or 'Happy Meals'. In fact I had a wonderfully Happy time just the other day whilst enjoying a Meal constructed - with my unwilling help - by my good wife. It was the washing up that took off the edge!
Cheese
please
,wheezed
Ebenezer
, whilst ... failing miserably to find a conjunction with 'eez' in it
Miles
beguiles
Giles'
daughter.
Examine
famine Sorry, I can't resist the rhyme thing.
, gamine.
Genghiz
enjoyed
playing
darts
spears
, having
been
castrated
during (Darren) Might explain a few things.
badminton
lessons.
Down
with
Blaine. ... Thank the Lord!
He
My
, my
Dirty
fingers
are
inserted
up
children's
nostrils
,punishing
their
snot.
Lovely
jugs
said
Toby
, removing
Maude's
rather
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