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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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floes
South
Kensington
. So
District
Nurse
instead.
Biscuits (What on earth did that last one mean?)
seldom
make
love.
Once
you've
reached
my
inner
sphincter, (sorry, sorry, I just had to)
please
release
that (Raak) How many sphincters have you got, man? And where is the outer one situated? The mind boggles. :-)
which
I
previously
withheld
before
passing [Rosie- The outer one is, I understand, somewhere around Redhill - and tomorrow I will be too so I'll keep an eye out!]
Redhill's
Junction.
If
only.
Unfortunately
for (Snodders) If the outer one is around Redhill, the inner one must be somewhere near Croydon, say. These places are perilously close to where I live (Warlingham). "Passing showers" to use rather dated meteorological terminology. :-(
meteorologists,
inclement
conditions [Rosie] I understand your concern :-] but Cheam may come into play so you may just escape the fallout.
evade
precise (Snodders) Just a cloud on the western horizon, then. Phew!
control.
Desperately
seeking (oblig.)
underwear Ever had one of those days? Oops, am I the only one? :)
, I
rummage
about
depends what you mean ZK...
in ...always glad to help....
my Anyone going to go for "drawers"?
enormous [Darren]No.
strangely oblig
grey-coloured (or grey-colored as required)
garage (KH) gray-colored, of you're going for the full Yank.
mechanic.
Hooray!
Over nights is in a world of his own, it seems.
done (Rosie - gray-colored is what I meant! Must double check the preview)
chicken
kebab
can [Rosie] certainly am!
induce
pregnancy
in I await the next move with some mystification. :-)
certain
pigmy
chicken
tasters
if
contraceptives
fail.
Whenever
people
move
around
they
tend
to
exchange
infections
like
strangely
infectious
people
do.
Being
inexplicably
nice
is
nice!
Peanuts
to
be
endorsed
by
all
urologists
,says
cartoonist.
BISCUITS!
Smoking
discarded
shavings
causes
chickens
to
violently
intimidate
other
chickens.
Sometimes
I
shout
"BISCUITS,"
thus
shattering
glass
BISCUITS!
Now:
massage (oblig.)
from
Jamie possibly oblig.
using
camphorated (That was massage, not message?)
oil absolutely oblig.
sounds
emanating
from oblig.
every oblig doubled
orifice (utterly oblig.)
of
cow ... obligatory mercy killing.
Surely
not.
Bugger
Bognor!, All right, who is supposed to have said that?
George
exclaimed.
Never
burst.
Green
bottles
terrorise
recyclers
of
paper
with
threats (ZK) :-)
origami.
Balamory
questions
remain,
but
they
imply
that
stories
about
Balamory
abound.
Interestingly,
invasions
interfere
irreversably
, irrespective
in
ignominious
interludes
inversely
implying
irreproachably
improper
ideology
interacting
inevitably
in
Isolation
-ism.
Regrettably, Well, it seems to be me again, so let's try another one. (Dr Q) Neat!
my
trousers
exacerbate
several
internal
complaints
, specifically,
those

Honk!!!

 That's an end of a sentence, surely? And if it isn't I don't think we really want to know. Some secrets are best left "unexposed" I feel.
You miserable sod, Thrax. It might just have been flatulence and a tight belt.
Now
whenever
Thrax
speaks
out
,we
instinctively
honk.
Honk!
Honking
while
bonking oblig.
almost [Thrax] I expected 'relating', 'concerning', 'involving' or similar to follow 'internal complaints, specifically, those........ So Premature Honking is alive and well!
excites
geese.
Electing
fascist
governments
means
exactly
the
opposite Hmmm, I tell you, Snoddy, Premature Honking is something I try to bear with dignity and fortitude. These last few years I've been a martyr to it.
of
what
you
sometimes
might
ignore
, but
vote
for
me
, well
well,
there's
bright Cue Howard Keel.......
golden - If you insist, Snods
opportunity.
French
polish
checks
chilly
welsh
fins
but
rub
along[Thrax] Its the Premature Congratulation I cant stand!
with
Welsh [Snodgrass] Well done!
dressers, [Darren] Thank y................
sideboards
optional. I think....
Always
look
enchanting
and
Materialistic
but
perilously
anorexic
Today
break
your
wind   (Sorry, oblig.)
avoiding
naked
ramblers
who
stoically
suffer
wind.
Gardening
shouldn't
be (Darren) Nice ambiguity:-)
done
[semicolon]
sunbathing
, however ,
if
embarrassing
blotches
manifest
themselves,
can
sometimes
nevertheless
almost
as
stupid
yet
strangely
soporific
watching
others
play
Croquet.
Finally!
Initially,
grass
that
is
will
germinate, nice to be talked about
when
sufficient
Germans
have
applied
copious
amounts
organically
produced
bullsh*t
to ...always happy to help out...
ensure
that
Kilroy-Silk if I may use that as a single word, since only one part of it is a word of any description
stays
disconcertingly
unaware
lawn
tennis.
Five
mad oblig.
cyberspace.
Join
your
friends
together
with
"Friends
Reunited" oblig
brand
sticky
toffee
(available
in (after much cogitation)
treacle (also after much intraspection)
flavour). [off the top of my head]
only
three
words.
Unconnected
events
often
appear
in
strings.
Cavemen
stink.
Verbal
abuse
rocks!
Fish
Here.
Halibut
droppings
tend
to
crumble
tasty
yet
succulent
little
icecream
shaped
plops.
flerdle
arouses
changes
wherever
it
(or
he)
cannot
go.
Notwithstanding
all
contra-indications
the
contrary,
tautology
has
spread
pickles
the
server. hmmm
Calumny!
Brevity (Chalky) Glad you killed that one. :-)
fails
when
garrulousness [Rosie] yep - a painful demise but necessary
attacks
, obviously,
one's
overweening
sense
of
self
purpose.
It
lives!
Squeezing
zits sorry - couldn't resist
before
dinner
can
inhibit
desire
for
custard.
Thrice
have Assuming a rather archaic style here.
I
beseeched
thy
comely
self
wench!

The Onedin Line...
Rarely
in
ballet
does
attitude
towards
choreographers
conseal
spelling
freestyle.
Purposelessness
often
...nah.
Make
love
often
enough
to
ensure
your
can
be
extended
while
you
perform
acts
of
quite
spectacular
but
somehow
inconsequential
lubriciousness. Aaah, that's better.
Unfortunately,
two
sides
of
beef
cut
diagonally
rarely
meet
Summer
nights (oblig.)
can
be
dull. someone wake me up when it's all over, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Of (????) We won't.
mice
,hippopotami
and
asparagus
tips,
only
sautéd
mice
meet
European
regulation
2002/EC/42956H/23(d)
which (Kim) I have a suspicion that that regulation really exists. Please disabuse me of this awful nightmare. Nice one, anyway.
forbids [Rosie] Consider yourself disabused. The correct format to the Euru-Disney Pretend Parliament Regulation would be Regulation (EC) No 4295/2002. So now you know.
roasting
large (Snodders) OK, that's the format. But what does it say? Will we know by the end of this Cheddar? I can't wait.
quantities [Rosie] Ok. If you insist. Its a little known regulation concerning the harvesting of underwater asparagus. Paragraph 23(d) deals with the technical specification of the filtration system required in the crop bed and states that the particulate size should not exceed 10 microns. And if you believe that then........
aquatic (Snodders) Well, I'm very reassured that they take it so seriously. This kind of thing is what makes "You and Yours" such a rivetting programme.
mammals
in
Rosie's
gas
case.I suspect that Rosie may well have had one when a nipper.
Did
he?
We
ought (Softers, Tuj, Snodders, Kim) Well, now . . . .
not
speculate
on
bigoted
sandwiches
because
they
contain
only
bile. (All) Yes, there were gas masks in the cupboard under the stairs along with some large metal gauze covers about 15" diameter. Can't remember what they were for - maybe nothing to do with the war. Well, I was only 3.
Gauze
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